sex in a car

sex in a car

Sex In A Car

Although the laws differ from state to state, getting caught having sex in public is usually considered a misdemeanor, and can include being regarded as a a lewd act or indecent exposure. In some cases, especially if kids happen to stumble across your tryst, it may even result in you having to register as a sex offender, and thanks to Law & Order: SVU, we know that being a sex offender messes up your life for a long time. Sure, your sex in your car is a far cry from what other sex offenders may have done, but you’re still lumped into the same category.
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Sex In A Car

While you may think of having sex in a car as something that only teenagers do because they often don’t really have any other options, it’s not like they get to corner the market on it. Honestly, even if you have a place to go where mom and dad don’t reside, it doesn’t mean that car sex should suddenly be stripped from your repertoire of places to get it on with your partner. Having sex in the car is always fun, no matter your age. And if you’ve never done it, then you should put it on your list.
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Sex In A Car

Yab Yum is a classical tantric sex position that translates well to sex in the front seat. “In Yab Yum, the partners sit face to face with one astride the other. In the classical version, the man sits in the full lotus posture, with the woman on his lap, her legs wrapped around him. Of course, this isn’t very practical in a car, but he can sit in the passenger seat, and she can straddle him,” say tantric sex experts Patricia Johnson and Mark A. Michaels, coauthors of Partners in Passion: A Guide to Great Sex, Emotional Intimacy, and Long-Term Love.
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You need to make sure you car is clean. Crumpled snotty tissues, takeout containers with old food in them, or McDonald’s cups leaking old flat Coke are not hot, and will detract from your efforts to have sex in a car. Crumbs and sand/dirt on the back seat will be itchy and uncomfortable, so vacuum! Do a quick clean up before your date. Condoms can also help to prevent sticky messes in the car. Without a lecture on safe sex, in a very practical sense they keep you, your girl and your car clean.
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But if you’re going to have sex in the car (especially if you’re a newbie to it), there are things you need to consider before you jump into it. It’s not just about the positions that work best for car sex, but the logistics of the whole thing, too. So before you and your partner swing your car around to the back of Target to get it on, here are nine things you should know first. 
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Sex has a pretty potent smell, and that smell lingers. If you don’t crack a window or air yourselves out, you’re going to stink like sex for a bit, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. But depending on what you have planned after your romp in the car, it could be awkward for those who have to deal with smelling you. No one wants to a waitress waiting on them who smells like sex.
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A couple offered a R200 bribe to police officers after they were caught naked having sex in a car that was parked at a hijacking hotspot in Pretoria. The two police constables were patrolling when they spotted an Audi A3 parked on the corner of Justice Mohamed Street and Steve Biko Road in Sunnyside on Friday. “This is an intersection that is identified as a hijacking hotspots. When the police approached the car, the officers found a man and a woman having sex inside,” police spokesperson Captain Daniel Mavimbela said. When realising they were caught in the act, the man allegedly offered the constables R200 in “exchange for freedom”, Mavimbela said. “The officers wouldn’t have any of that. They waited for the couple to get dressed before taking them to the local police station.” Mavimbela said motorists have been previously warned of sitting in their parked cars, as it increased dangers of hijackings. “It is baffling that people still drop their guts to the lowest levels regardless of the risk involved.” The couple will appear at the Pretoria Magistrates’ Court soon on charges of bribery and public indecency. Also read: Ex-Muvhango actor caught after allegedly sending pics of his genitals to nyatsi – rorisangk@citizen.co.za
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Music amps up car sex: Because you’re in such a small space, if you crank the volume enough the whole car will start to thump and vibrate, which can supercharge sensations. It also masks noise, giving you the freedom to get loud if you feel like it. Try changing the station during sex depending on the mood you’re in—so, hard rock if you want a fast, intense tempo; R&B for a slow, romantic vibe.
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Next Slideshow #1/9: What’s your favorite position? Share Tweet Share Pin Having sex in the car is super-hot — mostly because it kind of brings you back to those teenage days of making out in the backseat somewhere, terrified of being caught by an adult. But, let’s be real, getting it on in a vehicle can be tricky and not all that comfortable. The right position, however, can totally change your world. Give these car sex positions a whirl. Just don’t blame us when an officer taps his flashlight on your fogged-up window. Originally published February 2016. Updated April 2017.
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Having sex in the car is super-hot — mostly because it kind of brings you back to those teenage days of making out in the backseat somewhere, terrified of being caught by an adult. But, let’s be real, getting it on in a vehicle can be tricky and not all that comfortable. The right position, however, can totally change your world. Give these car sex positions a whirl. Just don’t blame us when an officer taps his flashlight on your fogged-up window. Originally published February 2016. Updated April 2017.
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For backseat action, you can lay down a bit more, but unless you’re my height (about five feet tall), then one of you will probably be straddling the other while sitting not quite upright; there’s just no space for lying down. Of course, there’s always the option of giving oral sex to your partner while they sit in the driver’s seat, but when it comes to penetrative sex, trying to get it on in that seat isn’t going to be easy. In fact, the car horn will be accidentally beeped so many times that you’ll just draw attention to yourself.
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While I don’t want to put a damper on your dreams to have sex in a car, you definitely want to choose a place that’s very well hidden, and, ideally, to do it at night. Why? Well, other than the possible embarrassment factor of getting caught, having sex in public is against the law.
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From rear-mounted radar to self-parking vehicles, we're blown away by the auto industry's ingenuity. But having sex in the car has been a major challenge since the advent of the Ford Model A, and there's no end to the struggle in sight. Right now, there are engineers working tirelessly to put Wi-Fi in their latest models, but no one at GM cares about giving you enough headspace to comfortably perform an acrobatic sex act in the backseat. It's a shame.
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Success partly depends on the type of car you have, so you will need to adjust the following suggestions on how to have sex in a car to apply to your own vehicle. These guidelines generally apply to a medium-size, four-door sedan.
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Did you see Titanic? Remember their car sex scene? It was steamy and hot as hell, which of course, can be really sexy and add to the mystery of what’s going on in the car. But you also have to consider that steamy windows are a dead giveaway that something is up, and if you have a Nosy Nancy killjoy walking by, she might call the fuzz on you. Nosy Nancy killjoy doesn’t want anyone to have any fun.
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Variety is the spice of life, and on-the-road oral can make your sex life that much more interesting, especially when you’re creative with your positioning. Michael suggests, “If they have a sun roof, he or she can put their head out while the other person is giving them oral sex below.”
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There are many ways to get into a pickle while you try to have sex in a car: You, your partner’s and Joe Public’s physical safety are of paramount importance, simply because while you are so distracted you can’t keep your eye on other things. The key here is getting sorted before you start. So, park somewhere where you won’t roll off a cliff or get clipped by other vehicles, pull on the hand brake firmly and do your seat adjustments before you start.

Published on Jun 24, 2017 | Under Car | By michael ellis
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